THE EGG HUNT: A Spicy Easter Romance (The Adventures of Jacques Cuckintail Book 1)

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Megan Driscoll had three problems on Easter Sunday, and none of them involved the resurrection.

The backyard was flooded because Brad connected the sprinklers to the same app that turned the lights purple. Brad was upstairs absorbing cryptocurrency through his sternum. And the hired bunny canceled.

Then a six-foot-two Frenchman in a cream linen suit pulled into her driveway in a vintage white Citroën, and Megan’s Easter took a turn that no amount of graph-paper egg-hunt planning could have prepared her for.

Jacques Cuckintail is not the bunny from the party store. He’s not the guy in the costume. He’s the real thing — silver fur, French accent, a biological imperative to visit wives whose husbands have stopped trying, and equipment that vibrates in ways her Lelo will never match again.

One afternoon in the guest bedroom while Brad napped upstairs. Thirty days of the most bizarre pregnancy in the history of suburban Dallas — carrot cravings, enhanced smell, midnight hopping, a vibrator that stops working, a sister who drives from Houston with seventeen bags of Costco carrots and a Cabo story of her own, and an eggplant that gets repurposed in ways the produce section never intended.

Triplets. Silver ears. Brad thinks they’re his.

The Egg Hunt is Book 1 of The Adventures of Jacques Cuckintail — the comedy erotica series where the Easter Bunny isn’t hiding eggs. He’s making them.

Tropes: monster romance • breeding • cuckold comedy • supernatural pregnancy • neglected wife • oblivious husband • curvy heroine • body transformation • comedy erotica

Heat Level: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Five-alarm. Explicit and detailed. Multiple scenes across the full book. The guest bedroom, the bathroom floor, the kitchen island at 1 AM. Your produce aisle will never be the same.

The Adventures of Jacques Cuckintail:
Book 1:
The Egg Hunt: A Spicy Easter Romance ← You are here
Book 2:
Bluebonnet Lane: An Easter Dinner to Remember
Book 3:
After the Service: Three Generations of Easter Sins
Book 4:
Rachel’s House Call: The Rabbit Will See You Now
Book 5:
Special Delivery: Thirteen Ears and an Empty Basket