Special Delivery: Thirteen Ears and an Empty Basket (The Adventures of Jacques Cuckintail Book 5)

May 5th. Cinco de Mayo. Four Dallas hospitals. Four women delivering babies with silver ears.

One six-foot-two French rabbit in a cream suit and a top hat, walking through maternity wards with a white cane and pastel balloons, visiting the results of the most productive Easter in two centuries.

Megan’s triplets are nursing. Courtney’s quadruplets have chocolate milk on tap. Jennifer’s twins arrived in a VIP wing her grandmother’s money built. Rachel’s twins are producing German beer. Twenty-seven babies. Thirteen sets of ears. Four husbands doing math they can’t make work.

And Jacques Cuckintail — the creature who made them all — is walking through the hallways alone. Because the Jacques does not stay. The Jacques has never stayed.

Until a PI closes in. Until a lawyer opens the vault file. Until an eighteen-year-old walks into a supply closet and the rabbit feels something he’s never felt in thirty-eight years: the hum of a successor.

Special Delivery is Book 5 of The Adventures of Jacques Cuckintail — the series finale told from the rabbit’s side. Ze life is ze life.

Tropes: monster romance • breeding • cuckold comedy • supernatural pregnancy • hospital setting • PI investigation • generational legacy • nonbinary protagonist • comedy erotica • series finale

Heat Level: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Five-alarm. Explicit. Four hospitals. Six nurses. One supply closet. One elevator. One soundproof room. Ze life is ze life.

The Adventures of Jacques Cuckintail:
Book 1: The Egg Hunt: A Spicy Easter Romance
Book 2: Bluebonnet Lane: An Easter Dinner to Remember
Book 3: After the Service: Three Generations of Easter Sins
Book 4: Rachel’s House Call: The Rabbit Will See You Now
Book 5: Special Delivery: Thirteen Ears and an Empty Basket ← You are here