Rachel’s House Call: The Rabbit Will See You Now (The Adventures of Jacques Cuckintail Book 4)

Rachel Schroder-Schwartzman is a forty-year-old Catholic MBA with a Jewish dentist husband in Phoenix, an eighteen-year-old non-binary vegan child at a protest about Iran, and a crucifix on the kitchen wall that nobody in her house respects.
The entertainment company canceled the Easter bunny. Then her phone rang. A French accent. A professional courtesy. A creature who could smell her ovulating from the driveway and her grandmother’s bread recipe through the phone.

Four rounds in her husband’s dental chair — the one with the hydraulic recline and the stirrups David uses for “head positioning.” The overhead operatory light. David’s diplomas on the wall. The 3D printer finishing a crown six feet away. And her daughter walking in at the worst possible moment with the best possible line: “WHAT THE FUCK, MOM.”

Thirty days later: twins named Asher and Maren. Beer milk — hefeweizen from the left, dunkelweiss from the right — bottled and sold at the German deli under “Schroder’s Reserve.” Rabbit teeth, her dentist husband can’t explain. A confession that makes the priest research exorcism protocols. A 3D printer repurposed for things dental school never covered. And a daughter who builds an orgasm optimization rig because the unit economics are too good to ignore.

Rachel’s House Call is Book 4 of The Adventures of Jacques Cuckintail — the funniest book in the series.
Tropes: monster romance • breeding • cuckold comedy • dental chair • Catholic guilt • beer lactation • curvy heroine • supernatural pregnancy • comedy erotica • neglected wife • interfaith marriage
Heat Level: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Five-alarm fire. Explicit. The dental chair will never be the same. Neither will your feelings about German beer.
The Adventures of Jacques Cuckintail:
Book 1: The Egg Hunt: A Spicy Easter Romance
Book 2: Bluebonnet Lane: An Easter Dinner to Remember
Book 3: After the Service: Three Generations of Easter Sins
Book 4: Rachel’s House Call: The Rabbit Will See You Now ← You are here
Book 5: Special Delivery — Coming soon