Bluebonnet Lane: An Easter Dinner to Remember (The Adventures of Jacques Cuckintail Book 2)

Courtney Harmon had been drunk-dialing bad decisions since college, but calling a six-foot-two French rabbit to her house on Easter Sunday evening was, by any objective measure, the pinnacle of the form.

In her defense: the mimosas.

Kyle was at Top Golf with the Fairway Legends — five guys in matching polos who spent $600 on a logo and zero dollars on their marriages. Tyler was at grandma’s. The emerald dress Courtney bought for a date night that never happened was finally coming off the hanger. And the business card she’d pocketed at the Driscolls’ egg hunt was burning a hole in her jewelry box.

Jacques Cuckintail arrived at 6:58 PM. He cooked her pasta. He complimented her underwear. He told her she deserved more than a man who was hitting golf balls into a net and calling it a life. And then he gave her what Kyle’s ninety-three seconds had never come close to delivering.

Thirty days later: quadruplets. Chocolate breast milk — dark from the left, milk chocolate from the right. Extra breasts that appear mid-delivery. Color-changing nipples. A six-year-old son who names the babies Clover, Thistle, Fern, and Bunny. A produce drawer that gets repurposed in ways the farmers’ market never intended. And a spaghetti squash that becomes the final evolution.

Kyle counted the babies. Counted the breasts. Opened the calculator app: “That’s efficient, babe. One per kid.”

Bluebonnet Lane is Book 2 of The Adventures of Jacques Cuckintail — the book where the vegetables get involved and the husband does math.

Tropes: monster romance • breeding • cuckold comedy • supernatural pregnancy • neglected wife • chocolate lactation • body transformation • oblivious husband • comedy erotica

Heat Level: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Five-alarm. Explicit. Multiple scenes including the kitchen island, every room in the house, and a produce rotation that would make a farmers’ market blush. Your relationship with spaghetti squash will never recover.

The Adventures of Jacques Cuckintail:
Book 1: The Egg Hunt: A Spicy Easter Romance
Book 2: Bluebonnet Lane: An Easter Dinner to Remember ← You are here
Book 3: After the Service: Three Generations of Easter Sins
Book 4: Rachel’s House Call: The Rabbit Will See You Now
Book 5: Special Delivery: Thirteen Ears and an Empty Basket